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Old Jun 01, 2005, 04:25 PM // 16:25   #21
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cows with guns


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Old Jun 01, 2005, 04:28 PM // 16:28   #22
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Libertines - Don't Look Back into the sun, Cant stand me now. And no Americans will have 0 idea who they are
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Old Jun 01, 2005, 04:28 PM // 16:28   #23
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Cows With Guns
by Dana Lyons
by Dana Lyons, copyright 1996

Intro
------
Am G Am

Fat and docile, big and dumb
They look so stupid, they aren't much fun
Cows aren't fun


They eat to grow, grow to die
Die to be et at the hamburger fry
Cows well done

Nobody thunk it, nobody knew
No one imagined the great cow guru
Cows are one

He hid in the forest, read books with great zeal
He loved Che Guevera, a revolutionary veal
Cow Tse Tongue

He spoke about justice, but nobody stirred
He felt like an outcast, alone in the herd
Cow doldrums

He mooed we must fight, escape or we'll die
Cows gathered around, cause the steaks were so high
Bad cow pun

But then he was captured, stuffed into a crate
Loaded onto a truck, where he rode to his fate
Cows are bummed

He was a scrawny calf, who looked rather woozy
No one suspected he was packing an Uzi
Cows with guns

They came with a needle to stick in his thigh
He kicked for the groin, he pissed in their eye
Cow well hung

Knocked over a tractor and ran for the door
Six gallons of gas flowed out on the floor
Run cows run!

He picked up a bullhorn and jumped up on the hay
We are free roving bovines, we run free today

We will Ffight for bovine Cfreedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

They crashed the gate in a great stampede
Tipped over a milk truck, torched all the feed
Cows have fun

Sixty police cars were piled in a heap
Covered in cow pies, covered up deep
Much cow dung

Black smoke rising, darkening the day
Twelve burning McDonalds, have it your way

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

The President said "enough is enough

These uppity cattle, its time to get tough"
Cow dung flung

The newspapers gloated, folks sighed with relief
Tomorrow at noon, they would all be ground beef
Cows on buns

The cows were surrounded, they waited and prayed
They mooed their last moos,
they chewed their last hay
Cows out gunned

The order was given to turn cows to whoppers
Enforced by the might of ten thousand coppers
But on the horizon surrounding the shoppers

Came the deafening roar of chickens in choppers

We will fight for bovine freedom
And hold our large heads high
We will run free with the Buffalo, or die
Cows with guns

Copyright 1996 Lyons Brothers Music (BMI)
PO Box 2627, Bellingham, WA 98227 USA

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Old Jun 01, 2005, 04:33 PM // 16:33   #24
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"Coke"

Says she's got another life
That I am living in my friend
Through and through she says
It's nothing I can change
I always was the one
The celebration ends without a sound
And the friends they're not around
And you find you're all alone
Talking to yourself again
You promised it's the end
Just one night you'll be fine
Cause in the end the dreams you dream
Are all you ever were

Says she's got another life
That I am living in my friend
Through and through she says
It's nothing I can change
I always was the one
And she'll say
Come on I'd like to buy the world a coke
And lie here taken with my girl
Come on I'd like to buy the world a coke
And lie here taken with my girl

The lights dim once again someday I'll sleep
Cause it's all the same to me
This tiny voice inside my head keeps me awake
Come on let's find the cure
Come on let's die until we live
In the end you'll find how high you climbed
There's no design to ever bring you down

Says she's got another life
That I am living in my friend
Through and through she says
It's nothing I can change
I always was the one
And I'll say
Come on I'd like to buy the world a coke
And lie here taken with my girl
Come on I'd like to buy the world a coke
And lie here taken with my girl

And she knows

I gotta buy the world a coke
I gotta buy the world a coke
And lie here taken with my girl

And she knows
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Old Jun 01, 2005, 04:43 PM // 16:43   #25
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Pfft!

Burn in hell:

13. Burn In Hell

[words: D. Snider]

Welcome to the abandoned land
Come on in, child; take my hand
Here there's no work or play
Only one bill to pay
There's just five words to say
As you go down, down, down

You're gonna burn in hell
Oh, burn in hell

You can't believe all the things i've done wrong in my life
Without even trying i've lived on the edge of a knife
Well, i've played with fire, but i don't want to get myself burned
To thine own self be true, so i think that it's time for a turn
Before i burn in hell
Oh, burn in hell
Take a good look in your heart; tell me what do you see?
It's black and it's dark, now is that how you want it to be?
It's up to you; what you do will decide your own fate
Make your choice now for tomorrow may be far too late

Hear no evil, don't you
See no evil, don't you
Lay no evil down on me
You're gonna burn in hell
Speak no evil, don't you
Think no evil, don't you
Play with evil, 'cause i'm free

[repeat second chorus]
[repeat chorus/fade]
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Old Jun 01, 2005, 05:03 PM // 17:03   #26
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Genre: Reggae
Band: Bob Marley
Song: Mellow Mood

Genre: Rap
Band: Grouch and Eligh
Song Neglect

Genre: erm comedy i suppose
Band: Monty Python
Song:Bright Side of Life

couldnt choose just one either.
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Old Jun 01, 2005, 05:56 PM // 17:56   #27
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Black Eyed Peas
"Let's get it started" (originally is/was Let's get retarded--so I guess it is the radio version.

reason--My 3 kids daughter--7yrs old and two boys 2 and 4..love to sing it in the back seat. I blast it for them--and they sing and "raise the roof".

Good times...
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Old Jun 01, 2005, 06:03 PM // 18:03   #28
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Crystal Method / Filter - Trip Like I Do
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Old Jun 01, 2005, 06:06 PM // 18:06   #29
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Genre: Metal
Band: KoRn
Song: Make Me Bad

I also listen to alot of System of a Down's new CD, Mezmerize.
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Old Jun 01, 2005, 06:20 PM // 18:20   #30
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Man, Way too many to list....but..

Mars Volta...interiatic esp
Marillion....Kayleigh
Mercyful Fate....come to the sabbath
Kate Bush....Hammer Horror
RATM....all
Audio slave....all
Megadeth....Holy war
Mindy Mccready...all I want is everything
The Cult...the Phoenix
The Cure...Catepillar
Saxon...this town rocks
Perfect circle... Judith
Venom...Sacrifice
Grant Lee Buffalo....Mockingbirds
Iron Maiden...Purgatory
...............way too much to list.......
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Old Jun 01, 2005, 06:42 PM // 18:42   #31
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soad byob
i play it everyday at radiomrpg.com
That is my second Favorite song.Every SOAD song sittin in my dandy ipod.
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Old Jun 01, 2005, 06:54 PM // 18:54   #32
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Perfect circle... Judith
That is a really great song
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Old Jun 01, 2005, 07:03 PM // 19:03   #33
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Retovertigo - Mr Bungle

Before you advertise
All the fame is implied
With no fortune unseen
Sell the rights
To your blight
Time-machine
While I'm dulled by excess
And a cynic at best
My art imitates crime
Paid for by
The allies
So invest
Now I'm finding truth is a ruin
Nauseous end that nobody is pursuing
Staring into glassy eyes
Mesmerized
There's a vintage thirst returning
But I'm sheltered by my channel-surfing
Every famine virtual
Retrovertigo
A tribute to false memories
With conviction
Cheap imitation
Is it fashion or disease?
Post-ironic
Remains a mouth to feed
Sell the rights
To your blight
And you'll eat
See the vintage robot wearied
Then awakened by revision theories
Every famine virtual
Retrovertigo
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Old Jun 01, 2005, 07:22 PM // 19:22   #34
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I quite honestly don't have a favorite song. I listen to tooo much music. Maybe schfifty-five.
Or no, wait! ATD's "the drinking song" check it out on newgrounds.com
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Old Jun 02, 2005, 12:06 AM // 00:06   #35
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Thrice - Stare at the Sun

i guess, i don't know, don't have much a favorite song
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Old Jun 02, 2005, 04:04 PM // 16:04   #36
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sentenced - excuse me while i kill myself
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